Saturday, July 28, 2007

How to die from a heart attack

以型补型,吃脑补脑。(For supplementation, eat food of the same type. Thus to supplement your brain, eat a brain)

Porkbrains

However, eating this junk should be classified as attempt suicide. You have to be a real pig to eat this stuff,
Pork Brains in milk gravy! (Found on the internet. The Yankees will just eat anything, don't they?)

It's such a no-brainer. Even if you can avoid the fact that mash up brains is so plain gross, you can't missed the nutrition value table labeled on the can.

It screams "Cholesterol 3500mg per serving : 1170% of daily recommended intake"

Eat_brain

Kudos to the makers of this suicidal device, they didn't try to hide the fact that it has little nutrition value and is simple a can of salt and cholesterol. By the way, brains are made mostly of cholesterol.

Clogged_arteries

That's the damage for a single serving (per can) ! If you want some blocked arteries really quickly for your insurance claims or wish to go for multiple bypasses for the near-death experience, this is the ticket to do it really fast and furious style.

Any brave soul willing to take a risk and try this yummy looking smudge ?

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