Instead of lifting breasts, this one actually lifts the sex drive and ego of the perverted, deprived and obviously sick geek.
Given the Japanese's habit of making strange men-oriented products, this might not sound too strange. Maybe, even kindof expected. Now they had actually came out with another weird and probably, useless gadget. This time, from Angel Kitty, it's a flexible keyboard that is wore like a bra. The bra comes with silicone padding to cushion the wearer against damage from the raging fingers of the geek. Well, Angel Kitty caters to the fetish of the "uniform" lovers in Japan, so if you want to lay your hands on one, you have to order online.
Hey, I rather take the girl than the keyboard.
Well, taking into considerations that a average geek will NOT have a girl friend to start with, and the amount of persuassion required to coax anyone into wearing such a geeky and strange device, I don't think this product will sell very well.
Maybe the thought of typing on the breast of their girl friend's alone will push some sales through. The odds is that your average Singapore girl friend will most likely to give you a piece of her mind and dump you then to wear the bra keyboard.
But hey, if you got a girl friend who would actually agree to your a dumb request, you probably will not be going to use the Wonderbra keyboard to type at your computer. Unless you are geeker than a geek that is.
BF : I got this, eh, new bra and can you wear it so i can see how it looks on you ?
GF : Simi lai de ?
BF : Import from Japan 1, latest.
GF : So sweet of you !
BF : (Pulls out the Wonderbra Keyboard)
GF : (Awkward Silence)
BF : (Guilty look)
GF : (Looks stunned, turned into anger, slaps BF, and launch a kick into his manhood)
BF : (Loses GF, reputation, and manhood. Also gained a useless keyboard)
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