Saturday, July 29, 2006

Dual 7th lunar month this year

If you are a ghost, abeit a chinese one, you probably be very happy that the immigration department of hell have opened the gates for a special extended 中元节 season for 2 lunar months ! Condition and rules do still applies though, like the basement 18th folks are still not eligible as they are suppose to be in the pits for 永不超生. By hey, if you are dead and reading this blog, do leave your contact information so we can discuss some business proposals.

Chengsan For those living at Cheng San district, well please be careful of walking into our parallel universe - Silent Hill. If your roads leads to nowhere and the place looks greylish or whitelish, all the best to you.

If you are going home at night, and you are afraid of extra "things" following you around, please feel free to seek assistance from me. (Only appliable to chio bu)

For the living, especially HDB dwellers, please do expect excessive mono dioxide, sulphuric acid, dust and dirt flying during the duration of 中元节. The PSI forecast for the 1st, and 15th day of the lunar month are expected to exceed 200.

To protect your health against the heat and polluted air from the conversion process of paper to ashes, you are recommended to use a face mask. By the way, inflation caused by the massive influx of hell money has again, achieved it's seasonal high. A cup of kopi-O now cost a trillion hell dollars now.

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